Thursday, September 20, 2007


I am fully aware that many types of smoke help the environment. Car emissions, coal power plants, and cow farts being a few of these.

But what about cigarette smoke?! I don't know!

I do hope that cigarette smoke is having its way with the pirate hooker we call mother earth.

Because if it is, I am the leading cause of "global warming". (If it actually exsisted)

Friday, September 14, 2007

Who likes to come home to a dark cold house?


Absoutely no one.

Leave your lights on. All the time.

Thursday, September 13, 2007


Treehugger -
As defined by;
An environmentalist; esp one concerned with preserving forests.

As defined by Me;
An ignoramus. Too self absorbed to see the true consequences of their actions. Diluted. Bring those around them down with pro-earth banter even they know is not true.


Helping The Environment At Work.

Here's an idea - offer to start a recycling program at your office.

I know, some people claim that recycling is GOOD for the environment. I call these people the mentally challenged. But follow along.

Personally collect everyone's recycling. Then take it into a field - preferrably near a water source. Cover it in oil, gasoline, or another accelerant and burn it.

Together we can make a difference.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

What the world needs?

Answer; more coal plants in China.